when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
(Source: fixitfelix-jr)
with father and boyfriend at family dinner
- me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
- father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
(Source: mensrightsactivist)
all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself
(Source: cum-for-me-satan)








